I wake up to the phone ringing, pick it up and see that it is Sarah’s sister calling.
I answer the call and am serenaded by Laura and Steve singing “Happy Birthday”.
I am in HUGE trouble.
I forgot Sarah’s birthday.
This is usually where the camera zooms in on a visage of terror and the laugh track begins on a television show. Except, that I am not on television.
At that moment, in a scene reminiscent of “The Shining”, I hear Sarah start repeating “redrum” frantically.
I don’t think I’ve ever been in this much trouble. I think it is time to go hide in the hedge maze.