Yesterday we found our first real, fully stocked, grocery store in 7 days. What followed was some kind of grocery bonanza. We were like children, grabbing things that caught our eye and throwing it in the cart, with total disregard for what kind of meal would be created from such chaos. In our enthusiasm, we may have gone a little overboard. Today our bodies are in protest. This is not the first time there has been a total disconnect between our mind-body interdependence.
We apologize about the 3 pounds of potato salad. In retrospect, maybe that wasn’t such a great idea. We’re also sorry about the lycopene overdose. Though you have to admit that the giant loaf of jalapeño cheese bread & jar of marinara sauce was delicious at the time. With that said, we appreciate that even delicious things need moderation.
We realize that we physically wreck you on a daily basis, while feeding you the worst possible combinations of food, and then become disappointed if your performance is subpar. We promise to find a better balance of deliciousness and healthy options, while being more conscious of appropriate food pairings.
In exchange for this public apology, we request that you cease production of the noxious gases. It really is quite offensive. You have made your point abundantly clear. You did not appreciate yesterday’s grocery bonanza.
Sarah & Scott