Now that you’re back in Ohio and I’ve had some time to think about our relationship, I’ve realized a few things.
First of all, you came between me and Sarah. The way you were always tagging along, you made it impossible for Sarah to draft behind me. You were a bit of a third wheel. I know that may hurt, but I needed to get that off of my chest.
I know I said I would never complain about your weight, but it really did become an issue. I know that your family tends to carry a lot of weight in the rear. By having the trunk of phunk, it caused a lot road jar compared to panniers which distribute the weight and tend to dampen the effect of the bumps.
I hope this constructive criticism helps you in future relationships.