I am passing on to you something that has been in the family since before recorded history. It was given to me by my father from his father and so on, down through the ages.
Take care of it and treat it well.
Do you realize that for it to be here today is the equivalent of winning the genetic lottery? Think of all the wars, famines, and natural disasters that it had to survive throughout the span of human history, where its brothers have died off before being able to pass the whiskers on to their progeny? Also, let us not forget those that were lost to alien abductions or prey to dinosaurs.
Wear it proudly,